Meet My New ISIS “Boyfriend” – He Loves Me So…

This is not a pic of my new boyfriend.
This is a pic of ISIS leader 
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
However, this IS my new boyfriend’s Twitter account.  😉

I’m really only posting this here so that there is a record of this exchange I had with an ISIS freak on Twitter. He’s blocked me now…waaa. 😥

As with all things “Twitter” (I hate Twitter), this entire exchange is posted backwards….meaning, if you want to start reading at the beginning of the exchange, you’ll have to scroll to the BOTTOM of this post and read UP. My new ISIS boyfriend blocked me so, I didn’t really have too much of an opportunity to respond to him on Twitter. I was in the process of retweeting all of his nasty tweets to me when he blocked me. My would be responses to him are in parentheses and in bold print below. I promise, he’ll see my responses…now that all of this is chronicled in this post. Now, whether or not he can comprehend any of my words, that remains to be seen.

Enjoy! (Remember – scroll to the bottom to begin at the beginning.)

Akib Al Athari ‏@md_asadullah2 1h1 hour ago
@shellymic You just learned slanging.
(You just learned breathing.)

Akib Al Athari ‏@md_asadullah2 1h1 hour ago
@shellymic All of stupid Followers of donkeys like that
(This makes no sense.)

Akib Al Athari ‏@md_asadullah2 1h1 hour ago
@shellymic It’s really shame for Your Donkey’s religion & Your Mother that Didn’t learnt you to be polite.
(Sucks to be you, doesn’t it?)

Akib Al Athari favorited your Tweets
8m: @md_asadullah2 @abuubaidah499 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYiMJ2bC65A – – This is a video of KD Lang’s version of “Hallelujah”. 😀
10m: @md_asadullah2 @abuubaidah499 U big talking tampon suckers couldn’t find your direction if Allah laid it out 4 u. Allahugofuckyourself. Amen

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic The fight has just began.The real fight is remaining
(You’re such a weak horse…you know nothing of the fight. I’m more battle-hardend than you’ll ever be. You can’t even handle an exchange of words. The khanzeer (swine) has more soul, more character, more honor, more principles, more pride than you and its shit smells better than you do, too.)

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic Accept Islam Before Be killed.
(You’ll sooner accept my forearm up your ass.)

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic Your sister, Your Mother, Your daughter will be our slaves.except you. Because you will be killed.
(You won’t kill me or anyone I know. You’re a chattering bitch who can’t even react properly to WORDS. You can’t even talk to me on twitter. You’re probably screwing one of your child sex slaves right now because you’re so frustrated by some gay woman half way around the world (ME) that you have to take your aggression out on some young innocent girl because that is the only soul on earth you THINK you’ll ever have control over (even though you’ll NEVER control her like you fantasize you do), you fucking freak. No one cares about your over-used threats because you never follow through with them. Bring it ON BITCH. COME TO MY HOUSE. GOOGLE MY NAME, ASSHOLE. I WELCOME YOUR ARRIVAL!!!!! COME ON OVER!!!!! THE BEST THING YOU COULD DO WOULD BE TO SHOW UP IN MY BEDROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!!!! I’LL TAKE GREAT DELIGHT IN KILLING YOU WHEN YOU DO!!!!!) Wait…where have I heard that before…..? Um…

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic If we can control Your city Your girls will be our slaves
(Welcome to American women. You can’t even handle our tweets. You bearded, sexually-unaccomplished, sexually-intimidated, needle-dick Toyota-driver. Where’d ya get that .50 cal? Bitch. Enjoy that armored-up Humvee while you can…one day it will be wrapped around your skull.)

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic The leader of donkeys are Geroge w. bush.Who killed millions of Muslims
(Our beautiful military didn’t kill enough of you ugly “muslims” now, did they? Obviously. That will soon change. One way or another. You’d be extinguished with non-existent ROEs…it will be a beautiful day for the world and for world peace. Real peace. Not that taqiyya “peace” you in your bastardized “religion” constantly lies about. Peace in the world where Jews are loved and you are reviled. If I’m your dictator, you do not exist – that kind of peace. Learn it. Love it. Accept it. It will be your new reality. And, what is your obsession with donkeys? I’d guess that a donkey twat would be much too large for your pencil dick. Do you fantasize about humping donkeys when you don’t have infants to rape? Your brothers hump goats and you hump donkeys when you don’t have babies to rape…right?)

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic Obama is apostates not support peaceful shariah. Can support Religion of donkeys
(You should behead him 4 that, please.)

Shelly
Retweeted Akib Al Athari (@md_asadullah2):
@shellymic Stupid donkey! Stupid man! The donkeys of vaticans
(It’s cute that you assume I’m Catholic. I’m not religious. I do accept Jesus as my Lord & Savior, however. That probably confuses many…not just you and your 3rd century backward ass. I’m a gay woman. In the USA. I’ve totally OWNED YOU on Twitter, for the love of God…you’re such a crybaby…come to my house. Google my name, asshole. Let’s see how this plays out…whiner. I sleep with weapons. What do you sleep with? Children? Little girls? Or do you fuck little boys? I own you. I’ll enjoy sawing your disgusting face off your skull with my dull RAMBO knife. I’m telling you…middle of the night…my bedroom…I’ll have a present waiting for you that not even you and your sick mind could ever come close to imagining. Come. On. Over.) Seems a bit harsh, doesn’t it? Don’t forget – my new boyfriend here is a member of ISIS. Nothing is too harsh for that kind of trash.

***^^^TWITTER EXCHANGE BEGINS HERE – READ FROM HERE UP^^^***

Akib, I drew this just for you. I know you’ll love it like I do:

Don’t forget to REPORT my new boyfriend to Twitter…they don’t like ISIS using their platform…or so they say.

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About Shelly Dankert

Unrepentant Conservative blogger.
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